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Enlightened Europeans to Ban Sexy Ads

We have been hearing for years and years from our friends across the pond about how the United States is fucked up due to the shadowy influence of an ill-defined boogeyman: the "Religious Right." Supposedly, this omnipotent group wields so much power that Americans are in constant fear of government agents invading libraries to gather kindling for book burnings or kicking in our bedroom doors to regulate what positions we can try out on the 200-pound slut we just brought home from the bar. Well, in the immortal words of Nelson, I have one thing to say to those holier-than-thou Euroweenies who mocked our "repressive" and "backward" culture for so long, "Ha Ha!"

 

You idiots have really done it now!

Disregarding the irreconcilable flaw in the liberal argument that how the Hell is the Religious Right so powerful when every media outlet and talking head on the planet ridicules them constantly? If the RR was as powerful and nefarious as the scaremongers would have us believe, all of these dissenting voices would have been easily crushed long ago. Back on point, it is with extreme Schadenfreude that I turn our attention to the latest curtailment of free speech in the name of equality. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, the EU is about to outlaw erections.

The gorgeous ladies over at the EU's Women's Rights Committee have decided to ram an insidious law into the collective ass of the countries comprising the EU that bans any advertisement that they deem to contain "sexist insults or degrading images." Just like feminists here in the U.S., what we have here is a case of hideous bitches claiming to speak for all women. They don't care one bit about equality between men and women; what they are after is equality between ugly bitches and hot chicks. They cannot stand the fact that some women are able to parlay their femininity into success so their solution is not to change hearts and minds, but rather to devalue a woman's sexuality so much that they have a chance to grab some cock for themselves every once in awhile. Ironically, it is feminists who devalue what it means to be a woman which of course makes them not only foul and usually obese but also ridiculously hypocritical.

 

 

 

Of course, these feminist trollops could not succeed but for the existence of a pussified culture that has been spoonfed to the world by liberals for generations. They have created a "race to the left" that pervades almost all aspects of life. For people to get ahead, they must constantly prove how "open-minded" they are by staking out position even more radical than the last guy or gal. Someone at a party says they think gays should not be discriminated against and, like clockwork, ten people will all race to be the first to say not only should they not be discriminated against but they should also receive preferences to make up for years of abuse. Whenever a new hyper-liberal position is announced, the crowd "ohs and ahs" at the enligtened specimen before them. This behavior is born of cowardice. Like in "The Emporer's New Clothes," everyone is too afraid to admit that shit has gotten way fucking out of hand and you are not a bigoted bumpkin if once in awhile you say, "I'm not really comfortable with that position."

So what is the feminist solution to keeping everyone mentally enslaved to their point of view? Do they write articles and challenge these unnamed "sex advertisers" to debates? Of course not. They pass laws and file lawsuits to silence the opposition completely. And, conveniently enough, they install themselves as the final arbiters of what is or is not "offensive." Free speech ends wherever a liberal gets their feelings hurt.

Back when I was in college, I was forced to take a course in Feminist Theory. I was young and weak and I spent the entire semester pretending to hate my own dick and be as empathetic as possible with the Hairypits in the class. At the time, I reasoned that I could stomach anything for a semester if I could get a good grade. So I swallowed my principles, towed the leftoid line and wrote a paper about how I felt guilty that my mom stayed at home to raise my siblings and I because we cost her true fulfillment. At the end of the semester, I received my grade: C-, the lowest I had ever gotten in 18 years of schooling. I learned a valuable lesson. There just is no pleasing radicals whose entire belief structure is centered on you as an aggressor.

 

Professor Moonstone pretended to hate men when in actuality, cock hated her.

 

So what does this mean for the EU? Well, for starters, no advertisements are allowed to "reinforce traditional gender roles." We know what that means. Just like no criminal in a commercial is ever black in the U.S., now every European vaccuum commercial will have to show a man cleaning up around the house and every sports ad will feature only women. No word yet on how this new law will affect tampon and Viagra commercials.

I would urge the European masses to rise up against this insidious invasion of free expression. If this law is allowed to stand, what next? No more old people in hearing aide commercials or kids in toy commercials (ageism)? No more black people in rap videos (racism)? Homeless bums must be shown in luxury car commercials (must avoid classism)? Wake up World. When you begin giving away your civil liberties in the name of an "ism," you lose a lot more than the feminists are trying to take away from those women who do not crack mirrors. What is the difference between a conservative arguing that something is immoral and thus should not be done and a liberal who argues something is offensive and must be banned? The difference is that everyone laughs off conservatives as "Puritan bigots" but liberals have the backing of a complacent press that is always eager to prove how sophisticated and fair it is even if it means undercutting the main tenant of its existence: freedom of expression. Do not give up your rights without a fight or you may be surprised when you find yourself next on the liberal facists' hitlist.

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About the Author

Reckless Bastard is a featured author of TheyBannedMe.com, a website started by two Ukrainian cousins from Philly. The site, originally designed as a home for trolls banned from other websites, now tackles all sorts of issues, especially those related to unjust banning around the world.

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Do you think my house is haunted?
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I'm not so sure I should get an "exorcist" if whatever it is hasn't harmed anyone.

if you want them to leave then tell them to go to the light.,

LORD of hosts; Zion shall be plowed like a field, and Jerusalem shall become heaps, and the mountain of the house as the high places of a forest.

JER 26:19 Did Hezekiah king of Judah and all Judah put him at all to death? did he not fear the LORD, and besought the LORD, and the LORD repented him of the evil which he had pronounced against them? Thus might we procure great evil against our souls.

JOB 1:7 And the LORD said unto Satan, Whence comest thou? Then Satan answered the LORD, and said, From going to and fro in the earth, and from walking up and down in it.

JOB 1:8 And the LORD said unto Satan, Hast thou considered my servant Job, that there is none like him in the earth, a perfect and an upright man, one that feareth God, and escheweth evil?

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